Your Five Step Guide to Wisdom Teeth Extraction Recovery

1) Have top player from alma mater decide to return for senior season. Watch highlight reel repeatedly.

2) Watch old movies that you have missed but you won’t mind seeing in a state of pain. I suggest American Graffiti and In Like Flint.

3) Ice cream.

4) Get great, short-run TV series that you’ve seen before. Watch all of it. I suggest Freaks and Geeks (don’t forget this part).

5) Vicodin.