A non-comprehensive list of things people are allowed to do in America:
1) Own a gun
2) Fly flags that might offend others
3) Marry someone of the opposite sex
4) Participate in monotheistic religion
5) Act as though any of the above have changed when they have, in fact, not
Baseball is better than it ever has been before.: Venditte makes MLB debut
Confirming what we already suspected: Meet the Mets is the best MLB theme song Also, Mr. Met is the best MLB mascot.
Between Deflate Gate and Marshawn Lynch, this has been the best week ever for people that say they love sports but do not actually love sports. Nothing encapsulates the uselessness of mainstream sports media than the fact that a player not answering questions overshadowed every single player that did answer questions.
The best Christmas present that we all receive on December 25 is that the deluge of Christmas music starts to ease up.