Why is a grown man carrying around a hula hoop?*
*The way that he’s holding and whirling it makes me believe it’s his and not for a child.
The Number One Way to Look Like a Parisian:
- Open the Metro door and step off before the train is stopped.
The Top Two Ways to Not Look Like a Parisian:
- Open the Metro door before the train is stopped and jump off holding hands with someone and then laugh like idiots when you almost fall down.
- Wear a beret.
Jere’s Imgur Pic-of-the-Day: True Art Car
Today I learned that Alan Thicke wrote the opening themes for both The Facts of Life and Diff’rent Strokes. For extra bonus, I learned that Paul Reiser wrote the theme for Mad About You.
This is why I listen to Stop Podcasting Yourself, and you should too. Of course, they also claimed that Thicke wrote the opening song for Growing Pains, which turned out not to be true. That’s why I always fact check Canadians, and you should too.
I had the good fortune to listen to baseball on the radio stations from Milwaukee and Atlanta yesterday. Based on the local ads, here are the problems in Atlanta:
- Pest control
- Identity theft of children
- Building things
Some important news for our European trip: Women are now allowed to wear pants in Paris