No better way to celebrate the 4th than watching Soviets infiltrate the US by posing as Americans. Spoiler alert: they struggle not to love it!
THERE’S A COUNTRY WITH MORE THAN TWICE AS MANY 7-11’S AS THE US!!! WE’RE NOT EVEN #2!! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG??
I had to ask a younger person to help me with a computer thing. I’m pretty sure that makes me an old person.
Pro-tip: Want to get an income tax refund when you have underpaid for the year? Just double pay your taxes and wait for them to mail you the refund. Thanks, TurboTax!
Everything wrong in the universe in one picture.
Happy Festivus to all. May your aluminum pole be unadorned, your feats strong, and your grievances aired.
I was talking to my local pharmacist, and she told me that her hospital has pneumatic tubes for sending prescriptions around the building. If I would have known that automatic teller machines didn’t kill off this technology, I might have chosen a completely different career path.
How many people does it take to get a wedding DJ to play a little remembered 90s alternative song? Approximately eight.