Oh Cubbies, you’ll always be the doormat of the National League to me: Steve Goodman: A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request
Is anyone really surprised about what’s happening this fall? Apparently being famous isn’t enough to just waltz in and take over the game. The guy wasn’t even good at his old job! But take the prospects of TV viewers and page clicks combined with weak competition, and here we are. I keep waiting for someone to just admit it’s all a publicity stunt. I’m afraid even after the guy flames out this fall, he’ll be back on TV and never fully go away.
Yeah, Tim Tebow is looking really bad in the Arizona Fall League.
Wait, who did you think I was talking about?
No better way to celebrate the 4th than watching Soviets infiltrate the US by posing as Americans. Spoiler alert: they struggle not to love it!
THERE’S A COUNTRY WITH MORE THAN TWICE AS MANY 7-11’S AS THE US!!! WE’RE NOT EVEN #2!! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG??
I had to ask a younger person to help me with a computer thing. I’m pretty sure that makes me an old person.
Pro-tip: Want to get an income tax refund when you have underpaid for the year? Just double pay your taxes and wait for them to mail you the refund. Thanks, TurboTax!
Everything wrong in the universe in one picture.
Happy Festivus to all. May your aluminum pole be unadorned, your feats strong, and your grievances aired.
I was talking to my local pharmacist, and she told me that her hospital has pneumatic tubes for sending prescriptions around the building. If I would have known that automatic teller machines didn’t kill off this technology, I might have chosen a completely different career path.