I don’t make it to San Francisco much anymore, but I was in the city yesterday to attend a conference. Within five minutes, I saw a woman walking down the street with her pet rat on her shoulder. Glad to see SF is still SF.
I’m flying today. Just saw TSA confiscate and dispose of six jars of unopened Trader Joe’s Speculoos Cookie Butter.
And the terrorists win again.
The fifth season of The Americans starts on FX tonight. Pro-tip: stop watching the news to avoid spoilers.
So here’s something that I’ve never seen before. The movie theater played the trailer for “The Lego Batman Movie” while we waited for “The Lego Batman Movie” to start. Additionally, there were a barrage of Chevy commercials featuring scenes from Warner Bros’ new movie “The Lego Batman Movie” interspersed among the pre-show entertainment for “The Lego Batman Movie”.
In other news, I liked Warner Bros’ new movie “The Lego Batman Movie” sponsored by Chevy.
The tragic tale of alt-right patriots who seek to secure economic security through religious iconography but are thwarted by a liberal academic and his Muslim friend. Sad.
What did you think of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
Oh Cubbies, you’ll always be the doormat of the National League to me: Steve Goodman: A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request
Is anyone really surprised about what’s happening this fall? Apparently being famous isn’t enough to just waltz in and take over the game. The guy wasn’t even good at his old job! But take the prospects of TV viewers and page clicks combined with weak competition, and here we are. I keep waiting for someone to just admit it’s all a publicity stunt. I’m afraid even after the guy flames out this fall, he’ll be back on TV and never fully go away.
Yeah, Tim Tebow is looking really bad in the Arizona Fall League.
Wait, who did you think I was talking about?
THERE’S A COUNTRY WITH MORE THAN TWICE AS MANY 7-11’S AS THE US!!! WE’RE NOT EVEN #2!! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG??