Isn’t that the default?

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I got a haircut the other day. Two things:

1) The stylist asked me what temperature I wanted the water when washing my hair. Um. Warm, not scalding? Is there any other temperature for washing hair?

2) Most of the stylists at this place have tattoos, which is fine. But I saw one with a tattoo of a cupcake on her arm. This is unnecessary. You’re human, so you probably like cupcakes. The only acceptable cupcake tattoo is one with the circle and line through it to indicate that you’re anti-cupcake. Otherwise, I’ll do the cupcake math.

Million Dollar Idea

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I’ve patented this idea so don’t think about stealing it, you Sneaky Pete, you.

So I’m going to open up a grocery store that only sells dishwashing detergent. The trick is to make sure that we always have Palmolive in stock when the local, heir-less, millionaire comes into the shop, because he loves washing dishes, and since he’s heir-less, I can get into his will. This means I have to keep an extra special eye on the Palmolive supply and make sure no stoners come in and buy the last bottle. Otherwise, it’s my best shot at a million bucks!