![[Tampering with, disabling, and destroying]](http://www.realmofthewombat.com/images/venn-smokedetector.jpg)
The Most Anticlimatic Apocalypse Ever
Wow, those Doomsday Code (still available at Amazon!) guys kind of overstated the excitement of this whole rapture thing. I figured I wouldn’t be one of those consumed into heaven, but I thought that being left behind would have gotten alot more crazy. The library wouldn’t take the dollar I tried to give them for the overdue DVD, but really that was the extent of the bizarre happenings yesterday. Oh well, maybe the Mayans can really deliver it next year.
New Immigration Plan
![[Jere's proposed fence]](http://realmofthewombat.com/images/misc/arizonafence.png)
Life resumes today

To do list:
- Clean off the scoreboard, sweep home plate, and knock the dirt out of your cleats.
- Break out your #49 Anderson and #5 Wright. Buy peanuts and crackerjack. Sharpen your pencils and pack up your scorecards.
- Tune in to Korach and Ray and Vince. Log in for Gary, Keith, and Ron. Be sure to catch a few called by Vin and Ueck.
- Curse Evil Empires I & II. Remind yourself that the champs’ reign will be short.
- Trust the grown ups in charge in New York. Awe at the master of the East Bay. And hope for the best in the North.
- Pray for Johan and Justin. Wrap Sideburns and Bailey in bubblewrap. Enjoy the absence of Ollie and Francoeur.
- Get ready to see old friends in unusual colors.
- Appreciate the professional, the dynamic, and the graceful. They may be wearing new laundry soon too.
Repeat daily through October.
Dodge Ram Van (Outer Sunset) – UPDATE!
This van once looked like this. I guess the bet is over.
Portlandia
Aside
There’s only one thing that makes me jealous about people with cable, and Portlandia is it.
San Franpsycho Delivery Van + Ford Club Wagon (Outer Sunset)
Earlier this week, I left my apartment to find this van parked outside. According to their site, San Franpsycho is a “lifestyle brand.” So if you want to join the alternative SF culture, all you have to do is buy a t-shirt out of this van.
I hit the road and didn’t make it to the end of Great Highway before coming across this beauty. Top diggity dog.
Pray to the Berkeley car gods for more days like this.
How to pick a baseball team to root for
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Just in case you find yourself without a baseball team to root for this spring, here’s a scientific method of finding one
VW Beetle (Outer Sunset)
There’s nothing like a Berkeley car with a message for the kids:
1) “Smile you jerk.”
2) “Save the whales before they get angry.”
3) “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – B. Franklin”
Oh, and a bunch of trippy art…
More pics after the break…
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Celebrating 32 Years of Making Myself and Others Look Foolish
That’s what it’s all about.

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![[Click for expansion of San Franpsycho Van]](http://www.realmofthewombat.com/images/cars/_sanfranpsycho.jpg)
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