A non-comprehensive list of things people are allowed to do in America:
1) Own a gun
2) Fly flags that might offend others
3) Marry someone of the opposite sex
4) Participate in monotheistic religion
5) Act as though any of the above have changed when they have, in fact, not
Between Deflate Gate and Marshawn Lynch, this has been the best week ever for people that say they love sports but do not actually love sports. Nothing encapsulates the uselessness of mainstream sports media than the fact that a player not answering questions overshadowed every single player that did answer questions.
The best Christmas present that we all receive on December 25 is that the deluge of Christmas music starts to ease up.
What does it mean if I dream that my bag is full if cookies and I’m trying to eat them before they all crumble?
The Bay Area has alot of opinions on things, but when it rains, there are only two things said:
1) Well, we need it.
2) Nobody here knows how to drive in the rain.
Let’s say something nice about the Giants. Well, at least they’re not the Cardinals.
Let’s say something nice about the Cardinals. Well, at least they’re not the Giants.
For the rest of October, any Major League Baseball teams that want to win games can pay me to cheer for the opposition!* This service has proven results! For references, please contact the Kansas City Royals, San Francisco Giants, Baltimore Orioles, and St. Louis Cardinals.
*Offer not valid in Orange County.
There are two kinds of people in this world: the kind that seek to divide everyone based on a single determinant and the kind that think the first set vastly underestimate the complexity of people.
Which kind am I?
Cat person.
Top three Bay Area problems:
3) Too many burritos
2) When the temperature deviates more than 10 deg from 70 deg F
1) Kite festival traffic jams
As a sports fan, I never feel less cool than when I hear a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial.