I’m at the drink station at local burger chain (Hint: It was In ‘n Out). I kind of bent the cup on the lemonade trigger, so the lid doesn’t go on smoothly, and I end up spilling the whole drink. There’s no mess since it’s right over the drain, but under my breath I sigh “Ah damn.”

Guy next to me must have heard that. He turns to me and says cheerfully, “Don’t worry! There’s more right here!” Indeed, my friend.