Top ways to look like or not look like a Parisian

The Number One Way to Look Like a Parisian:

  • Open the Metro door and step off before the train is stopped.

The Top Two Ways to Not Look Like a Parisian:

  • Open the Metro door before the train is stopped and jump off holding hands with someone and then laugh like idiots when you almost fall down.
  • Wear a beret.

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