Five things I would have tweeted if I used Twitter

I’m sure that Twitter is good for something. I’m just not sure if it’s good for me. Here are the things I would have tweeted from my recent trip back east:

  • Just learned that after a long trip, the Delta flight crew all meets up at the airport Taco Bell.
  • Neither my dad nor i have had a haircut in our home states this year
  • That’s actually a lie. I did have a haircut in CA in the spring.
  • Retail has officially jumped the shark: CVS has Christmas stuff before Halloween
  • Happiness is flying cross country with nobody else in your row

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