I’m sure that Twitter is good for something. I’m just not sure if it’s good for me. Here are the things I would have tweeted from my recent trip back east:

• Just learned that after a long trip, the Delta flight crew all meets up at the airport Taco Bell.
• Neither my dad nor i have had a haircut in our home states this year
• That’s actually a lie. I did have a haircut in CA in the spring.
• Retail has officially jumped the shark: CVS has Christmas stuff before Halloween
• Happiness is flying cross country with nobody else in your row