When your baseball team has a historic collapse in the last two weeks of the season and rumors start that they might sign David Eckstein.
When the likes of Purdue, Boston College, and Navy beat your football team.
When your hard drive, nay, two hard drives fail within four days.
When TV’s writers go on strike taking away The Office indefinitely.
When you haven’t seen a Berkeley car in months.
When life’s got you down, it takes something special to make you smile. That something is Derek Jeter, like Al Capone before him, being investigated for tax evasion.