This is a post I started a few months ago, but for some reason, I never published it. Enjoy.
Apparently Odie was on a plane sitting next to a guy who’s job was making those little tags at the end of teabags. He then prayed that the plane wouldn’t crash.
I thought that was a good course of action. I mean, if the plane crashed, and that guy died, how would people pull their teabags out of their tea? Or know what flavor tea they were drinking?
Of course, Odie just didn’t want his last conversation on Earth to be with the guy who makes the little tags at the end of teabags.
You have forgotten some of the details. I was reading a United magazine while talking to the guy who makes the little tags at the end of teabags. The plane started to descend for landing and then at the last minute, there were full thrusters pulling us out of the dive (apparently there was a bulldozer on the runway that wasn’t supposed to be there). Anyway, all I could think about, “Well, this is how it ends – reading a United magazine next to the guy who makes the little tags at the end of tea bags.” I could not imagine a less interesting way to spend your final minutes on this earth.