I want coal for Christmas!
December 22nd, 2005
When Zephyr was younger, we used to tease him that he would get coal in his stocking if he did something we didn’t like. This kept him on good behavior for a time. Eventually, however, he learned that the country was facing an energy crisis and realized that coal would be quite valuable in such an environment. He then began asking for coal for Christmas.
I love that kid.
December 27th, 2005 |
I once got coal for Christmas… I then tried to set it on the driveway.
December 27th, 2005 |
I mean… set it on fire on the driveway.