Realm of the Wombat

Proof that the Washington Nationals will never be successful

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Why I would vote for Bloomberg

Without further ado, here are the top four Jeremiahs that appear in Google’s suggested searches:

Most offensive shirt I’ve seen today

1) On Wednesdays, the Einstein’s sells milkshakes for $1 each. They even have chocolate sometimes.

2) Ice sculptures of mythical creatures:

I wish I could add “the surrounding roads are plowed after snowfall,” but that would be lying.

Did you ever wonder what happened to Dennis Haskins, Principal Belding from Saved By the Bell? For $20, he’ll call you, and you can ask him what he’s been up to.

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America, you made me proud by knocking out Rudy Guiliani, while he drove in circles. Now let’s dump a couple more of these clowns. As much as I enjoy watching Mitt Romney throw money away, you republicans out there have the easy job of voting for the guy you should have been supporting all along.

Democrats have it a bit tougher. Obama and Clinton have similar policy positions. The election of either would be historic. And while I think Hillary would be a good president, it’s time for fresh blood in Washington. Judging by the direction of recent polls, it seems I’m not alone.

And if you don’t listen to me, I’m going voting Bloomberg.

WOOOOOOOOOO! An Arrested Development movie may be in the works!

Despite suffering arguably the worst collapse in baseball history, the Mets finished only one game out of the playoffs. They won 88 games and are bringing back essentially the same team in 2008.

Except replace Tom Glavine, and his 200 innings of corner nibbling, league average performance, with Johan Santana, and his 1+ strikeout per inning, two Cy Youngs in the last four years, and rightful holder of the title “Best Pitcher in Baseball.”

The end of 2007 was bitter. Now the end of 2007 is irrelevant.

See you in October.